05.06.11

It's an Honor
And the Award for “Loudest Fart in the ‘Expired Food  Aisle’ at the Dollar General” goes to...

07.17.10

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!
We are experiencing technical difficulties here at FOP HQ. Things should be back to normal soon. In the mean time enjoy the "panty-queen" flanked by her newborn cousin and a blind dog with herpes on its nose. GOOD TIMES!

06.26.09

Week of the Weird: Day #5

Huh, how about that.
I guess I couldn’t have picked a better close for FOP Week of the Weird.
Today’s photo was slated to be paired with some snarky comment about unsuspecting children and this awesome souvenir I picked up at Neverland Ranch.
BUT THEN YOU DIED MICHAEL JACKSON… WTF!!
And because FOP is klassy, we won’t mention detachable noses, dangling babies on balconies, or that time your hair caught on fire…
Too Soon! Too Soon!

Instead I raise my rhinestone glitter-glove to the sky, and say fair-thee-well to the Moonwalker in the Clouds.

GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE!

02.08.08

“How to Get Your Money’s Worth”
Featuring the Silverfox

FOP: Hey. Nice sweatsuit, are you going to workout?
SFX: No, just getting ready to have a glass of wine.
FOP: Are you sure there’s enough?
SFX: HA! Do cows give milk?
FOP: Maybe you should stretch or something
SFX: I am an expert when it comes to this.
FOP: Well, try not to pull anything like last time.
SFX: Have you seen my favorite glass?

11.09.07

A Wedding Exposé:
It's not often you are able to capture the exact moment the bride informs a guest that there is, in fact, an open bar.

10.31.07

The man who built a snowman out of rain and put the "laughter" in to manslaughter, wants you have a Happy Halloween... or he will strangle you with a cordless phone.

Trick-or-Chuck!