02.28.09

02.27.09

I find that when someone is explaining a card game, It’s kind of like passing out party or sitting through a history class… except when you come to, no one has written dirty words on your face.

02.26.09

YOU LIGHT UP MY YURT.
No, mom a yurt isn’t where they slaughter goats… anymore.

02.25.09

Jack LaLanne (and his juicer) is on crack.
Tomatoes, carrots, celery, beets, parsley, lettuce, watercress and spinach… in a cup? REALLY?!?!

02.24.09

Does it look like I’m listening to you?

Adam: It makes Joshalynn anxious when we yell at Bob.
FOP: It’s not our fault he has Self-Imposed Aspergers.
Adam: To us it's just normal Bob conversation.
FOP: Even the Prince of Brigham yells at him.
Adam: I don’t think he even notices.
FOP: Kind of like Battered Wife Syndrome?
Adam: Uh…
FOP: We verbally abuse him. But we still love him.
Adam: Should we start saying, “Aw Baby, it’ll never happen again?"
FOP: Let’s not go that far.

*Yesterdays pic... if you even remember it. They skylight of a Yurt.

02.23.09

What is it?
You haven't a clue have you?
Maybe I'll let you know tomorrow... maybe I won't.

02.20.09

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Eeeeeeeeeeee AHHHHH!

Valhalla, I am coming!

02.19.09

Remember that time when I didn’t want to sit through another pointless meeting, and I pretended to pass-out and they made me go anyway, and there weren’t even any snacks?

Such a waste of energy… Plus that floor was REALLY dirty… there were fingernails. Ick.

02.18.09

Do It Yourself:
How to make a 2000 sq. ft. home smell like a funeral parlor.

02.17.09

Dear FOP,
I would like to request that you bring “Tuesday Boob Day” back.
Cordially,
Adam
__________________

Dear Adam-
Eat your heart out!
FOP

02.16.09

Here He Is! To Rock you Like a Hurricane!
The Chairman of 2027 Hair Band Reunion Tour Planning Committee has been born. Weighing in at 7lbs 7oz, smelling of AquaNet and Mule Deer Musk, festooned with 10 fingers, 10 toes and a skin-tight leather diaper…

Master J.R. Garn

Congratulations Claire & Jared

02.13.09

FOP: Plans for Valentine’s?
V: My hubby taking me to dinner and an overnight get-a-way.
FOP: Nice. Where?
V: Dunno, he said it was fancy surprise!
FOP: Could be the Tree Room and a cozy Cabin at Sundance.
V: Oohhh how romantic.
FOP: Yup. Then again it could be Denny’s and Motel 6.

02.12.09

Under the bridge, uh downtown…
No, really, stop me if you’ve heard this one.

02.11.09

WORLD NEWS NOW
Renowned epicurean, Chef Boyardee, and distinguished exhibitionist, Pee-Wee Herman, join forces to create worlds geekiest pasta.

02.10.09

Gymboree™ WINTER FASHION CLOSEOUT
SAVE BIG on the “When I grow up I want to be a ICE ROAD TRUCKER” clothing line.

02.09.09

I imagine this is what I would look like had the Ladyfox not escaped the polygamist compound… and gave up the beer bong… at least for 9 months.

02.06.09

Tis the weekend kids. You know what to do!

02.05.09

Nobody puts Helios in a corner.

A little throwback Greek humor for y'all.Badum CHing!

02.04.09

AREA MAN!
Area man cites “Wikipedia: The Interweb’s Information Dumpster” in an essay involving “phenomenological tradition”. When asked for comment, he replied, “Hell yeah I did it! Got an A+ on it too. This whole Grad School thing is going to be a no-brainer!”

02.03.09

A hole and a pole.

02.02.09

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. - The world's most famous llama found some green shit in between his teeth Monday morning, predicting this already cold-ass winter will last for six more weeks. *

*I KNOW! I KNOW, it’s a family site. Pardon the expletives!