Tuesday, May 31, 2011

05.31.11

Best Memorial Day EVER!
May, you really outdid yourself.

Monday, May 30, 2011

05.30.11

Adventure's Last Stop.

Maverik Lady,

I will miss buying my coffee from you.

FOP

Friday, May 27, 2011

Thursday, May 26, 2011

05.26.11


Oddly, not as “super” as one might think.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

05.25.11


POOF! Your lawn looks like crap!

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

05.24.11


I like Dusty... Bottoms!

Ha!

Monday, May 23, 2011

05.23.11


OMG Guys!
We totally missed the rapture! Stupid Google Maps... It's clear over there.

Friday, May 20, 2011

05.20.11


The Rapture... It’s kind of like a natural disaster.

FOP: Hey mom. Whats up?
LDFX: I’m preparing for the end of the world. Its tomorrow you know.
FOP: How do you “prepare” for that?
LDFX: I’m packing the 72 hour kit.
FOP: ...

Thursday, May 19, 2011

05.19.11


On The First Try
On the first day, God created the heavens and the earth...
and he was a little disappointed so he named it Wyoming and started over again.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

05.18.11

FOP FASHION ALERT:
This summer, shimmy your way into a Tube Top!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

05.17.11


FOP on "Equine Herpes"
1. Did you know Equine essential means "Horses"?
2 I just found out horses can get The Herpes.
3. Million dollar idea: Equine Valtrex.
4. Those poor little jockeys.

and also its raining.

Monday, May 16, 2011

05.16.11


Well I sprayed the driveway
With the cold water
With the cold water
With the cold water
Sprayed the driveway
With the cold water
With the cold water
With the cold cold water

Thursday, May 12, 2011

05.12.11


I don't eat ham often,
But when I do, I like to wear my very expensive coat... that looks like a trash bag.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

05.11.11


There's plenty more where this came from!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

05.10.11


Bundy: Hey, could you lend a guy a hand on his birthday?
RH: You once gave me beans and a half-empty a bottle of wine on my birthday.
Bundy: Yeah, so?
RH: I don’t need to lend you anything fine sir!

Monday, May 09, 2011

05.09.11


THE REALLY DO EXIST!
And all these years I thought it was just a crazy John Madden idiom.

Friday, May 06, 2011

05.06.11


It's an Honor
And the Award for “Loudest Fart in the ‘Expired Food  Aisle’ at the Dollar General” goes to...

Thursday, May 05, 2011

05.05.11


Culturally Insensitive, Who me?

RH: Hey when is Cinqo de Mayo, I think it’s one of those ‘floating holidays’.

FOP: Uhhh…. July 17th mark your calendar...

RH: And how is it celebrated?

FOP: I think a bearded Mexican goes around tossing burritos down people’s chimneys.

RH: You mean there’s going to be bearded Mexican on my roof!!!!!!!!!

FOP: Only if you leave a margarita and plate of churros.

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

05.04.11


Totally Tubular!
I can't even imagine what Genetically Modified Bean Dip looks like.
But I'm totally excited about it.

Tuesday, May 03, 2011


What's up little buddies?

Monday, May 02, 2011