09.29.14

More rain? Aw Yiisss! I've always wondered what trench foot is like.

09.26.14

You guys look!!

GIANT GRAPES!

09.24.14

"Are you taking that for your naughty website."


Yes.

09.23.14

Good bye summertime.
:(

09.22.14

Yo mama’s panties is so big she got to dry them in the driveway.

09.19.14

Hot. Hot. Hot, ouch. Hot. Hot. Hot.

09.18.14

"I don't always drink booze at lunch… aw man, yeah I do.”

09.16.14

Uh, I’m not gonna ask why he crossed the road. You can.

09.15.14

Its like they told Dr. Seuss to build something.
“Yeah, we’re gonna need a fizz-ma-wizza-madill with a detachable humpf-humpf-a-dumpfer."

09.11.14

The Big Boobies a.k.a. The Sweater Girl Mountains.

09.10.14

Pink!

09.09.14

Ha Ha! I will poop in your general direction

09.08.14

Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom.

09.04.14

Get the low profile tires they said.
You will get hot babes they said.

09.02.14

Dear Dr. Skanchy
I hope you clean teeth better than you clean your fish tank.
Cheers.
FOP