10.31.06

Send in the flying Monkies...NOW!

10.30.06

What’s the point…
If I told you this was a mosh-pit full of middle-aged women dressed up as witches, you probably wouldn’t believe me anyway.

10.27.06

Have a rootin' tootin' weekend...
Uh, Y'all come back now, ya hear!

10.26.06

Voltar!!! STOP! The earthlings are not ready for the stimulation that accompanies a cross-lit rose!!!!

10.25.06

Poooooooooooooooooop.

10.24.06

I always wondered what happened to “Blanche” after The Golden Girls was cancelled.

10.23.06

NOT BY THE HAIR OF YOUR CHINNY-CHIN-CHIN?!?!
DAMMIT Little Pig! You saw how that whole “house made of straw and twigs” thing went over. What makes you think this is going to work?
ARE YOU HIGH?!?!?!

10.20.06

Clark, I don’t think it makes much sense to take ‘em down now.

10.19.06

BEHOLD!
I present to you the Enchanted Chalice of Diet Beverage™!!!
Guaranteed to make your food look RETARDED!!!

10.18.06

I would love to watch complete fourth season of Major Dad with you, [sigh] if only I didn’t have put all these peppers in this box.

10.17.06

Totally bummed about not being picked for the 2007 “Hang in There” poster.
Totally psyched for the "Siegfried & Roy: Masters of the Impossible" Marathon on TBS.

10.16.06

When I am involved in heated debate regarding the origins of driftwood, I take the stand that “driftwood” is a byproduct of wood drifting in the water NOT wood drifting up the side of a mountain, because honestly that’s just plain ridiculous.

10.13.06

Let me be the first to congratulate Macy Gray and Powder on their new addition.
I just love it when a plan comes together!

10.12.06

I was told I’d get a Famous Raspberry Shake, but all I got was car sick (and this lousy picture).

10.11.06

Soooooooo, there’s no shell, no yolk, no snotty white stuff, plus it doesn’t taste like Chicken?
What a crock.

10.10.06

Even though it sounds like a totally good AWESOME idea, you probably shouldn’t drive a convertible down a country road balancing a skunk on your head.

10.09.06

If ever your cousin tells you that the reason leaves fall in autumn is so that bears have toilet paper during the winter… don’t write a report about it and read it to your 2nd grade class, trust me.

10.06.06

THIGH-HIGH BOOTS!
They’re not just for Pretty Women and hooking anymore!

10.05.06

… And lo the Lord will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who engage in Chinese fire drills.

10.04.06

HEY EVERYBODY! Ansel Adams just texted me:
“u r not that gr8. jst coz a pics n blk n wyt duznt mean dat its gud. u r wastin yr tym… ahole.”

10.03.06

Helpful Hint:
This is where the janitors hide the weed after they rummage through your lockers.

10.02.06

A photo so lame it made a "244T Nylon Ripstop Reinforced Silicone Tent" weep.