07.31.12

Nature's Math
I think you can tell the age of a tree by counting the rings... er something.

07.30.12

Long and lean.
Baked or stringy.
Who don’t love, a fresh picked bean-y?

07.27.12

Oh Thank Heaven!
This morning's view from my 7-11!

07.26.12

And suddenly...
I was being followed by a giant purple owl.

07.25.12

It will burn your retinas.

07.24.12

It's Pretty Refreshing When You're Pulling an Ox-Cart!

Sometimes I wonder what the Mormon pioneers filled their whiskey barrels with...
I'm thinking Coke or that punch with the decorative ring of pineapple sherbet floating in it.

07.23.12

FOP Safari!
Look who goes there! A silverfox in his natural habitat. Watch as he roams through the golden plains seeking sustenance and looking to smite down upon any critter who dares enter his domain.
Alas! You never know what lurks around the corner while on safari.

07.19.12

Active Ingredients
Each Vicodin capsule contains 8 snow cones, 1 bounce house (with slide) and 4 puppies .

07.18.12

An Eggstravagant Plant!
I'll give you a nickel if you can tell me what this lavender beauty will mature into.

07.17.12

I look at this and all I can think of is the man who at 2 chile verde enchiladas and a vat of curry in less than 24 hours.

Good luck to you this evening fine sir!

07.16.12

How did it get so shiny?

07.12.12

For the safety of my nuts, please step away from the rocks.

07.10.12

HOW HOT IS IT?!
I made this for you.
On the file rack.
In my office.

07.09.12

Toot! Toot! It's Monday.

07.06.12

Red Air Weekend Plans
I'm going to watch Backdraft and remember fondly those 165 minutes when Billy Baldwin was relevant.

07.05.12

RECAP: A Redneck Fourth O Juuuuuuuuuly!

BBQ, fireworks and a little bit of moonshine.

07.04.12

236 Years!
Hell yeah America!
Let's Barbeque!

Be safe out there y'all!

07.03.12

How hot was it?

So hot I think it melted my spots.