09.30.13

A Rowboat Crafted from Rich Mahogany!

Sounds like a good idea... until you realize that "Rowboat" is short for "There's no motor on this sorry-ass vessel".

09.23.13

Komodo DRAGONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!


But not really.

09.26.13

Fee Fiii FOE FUM!
Jack bought "magic beans" instead of rum!

09.25.13

STEP OFF SMOKE STACK!
Every time I drive by, I feel like it's flipping me off.

09.24.13

Martha! It done looks like a critter has runned-oft with my trousers again.

09.23.13

A chair with built in cable!

09.20.13

Partly cloudy with a chance of car.

09.19.13

There's the beef.
In case you were wondering.

09.18.13

Looking pretty suave there, Mr. Silverfox!

Somebody get this man his AARP membership card and complimentary "Dont Forget My Senior Discount" baseball cap!

09.16.13

Flower Confetti

09.13.13

"While all you all are getting fat, I'm arm wrestling bailiffs, doing curls with file cabinets and thunder squats behind my desk!"

Says the guy who ate a bag of chips and a $5 pizza while hovering over the sink.

Happy weekend.

09.12.13

09.11.13

Rolls... in the hay.

09.10.13

Keeping it between the yellow lines?

09.09.13

Wahthsps!
YOU GUYS!
WAHTHSPS!!!!

09.06.13

FOP: So are you getting mom anything for your anniversary?

SLVRFOX: I think I'm going to goose her.

FOP: Mmm kay... sorry I asked.

09.05.13

You say Tomato.
I say Acid Reflux

09.04.13

Pour Some Glitter On Me!
I want to thank everybody for coming out this Wednesday evening!
Get those nickels ready because up next we have a gooey center cloaked in a sparkly wrapper... Let's welcome Alice Swanson!
Now remember, you mustn’t touch! And don’t forget our $3 hot wings and $4 pitchers and of course our $5 krabcakes!
Everyone, put your hands together for Alice Swanson!

09.03.13

It has been brought to my attention that The Color Purple and Purple Rain were two different movies.