Tuesday, April 29, 2014

04.29.14


A star is born!
I didn’t know whether to reference the Miley Cyrus tongue or Tom Cruise aviators…

Monday, April 28, 2014

04.28.14



What is better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.

Bad-dum ching!
I know not funny.
Sorry.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

04.23.14



Awwww! Look at the little lambs!

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

04.22.14


LOOK! A beautiful canopy of allergens.

Monday, April 21, 2014

04.21.14



Deviled Eggs.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

04.17.14



Mom! I told you not to feed the chickens jellybeans.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

04.16.14


In my head it smells like Morning Mist.
In reality it smells like Moist Manure.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

05.15.14


Fresh picked greens drenched in a lite RoundUp™ dressing.

Monday, April 14, 2014

04.14.14



It’s greener on the other side.

Wednesday, April 09, 2014

04.09.14


I looked out the window and what did I see?

Tuesday, April 08, 2014

04.08.13


A shot of Grey Geese please.

Monday, April 07, 2014

04.07.14


Monday.
Toasted.

Friday, April 04, 2014

04.04.14


Get outta here!
It’s the weekend!

Thursday, April 03, 2014

04.03.14



What up, berry butt?

Wednesday, April 02, 2014

04.02.14


Still Not Funny
Um, I don’t think this is what they meant by "April showers".

Tuesday, April 01, 2014

04.01.14



Oh yeah! You think your funny?
Well, screw you “spring”.