12.29.06

Hey Look! You can get this stuff in a bottle now! Who knew?

Happy New Year to all you 4'OP friends. Thanks for peeking!

12.28.06

Apparently the controversy regarding “putting the seat down and the new roll ON the dispenser NOT on the back of the tank” is a lot more serious than I thought.

12.27.06

FYI: Walking up the side of snow covered mountain carrying 300lbs of gear just to ski down it, is stupid.
If you listen closely you can hear one of my lungs exploding

12.26.06

Not to be rude, but I'm still trying to sleep off some of the Christmas Miracles. I'll try harder tommorrow.

12.22.06

Really, just say NO to neighbor gifts.

12.21.06

This is where I keep the souls I capture, until they start to smell funny. Then I feed them to the dog.

12.20.06

“Coal-schmoal. Naughty boys and girls have to help Uncle Chester here find his pants… I mean shoes… well, pants and shoes… but in a totally uncreepy way… Oooh, hey, yeah, I gotta get these candy canes to the big man, nice talking to you…”

12.19.06

Do you realize how awesome I would look in my $1.5 billion Windstopper-wicking pants with gortex-reinforced seams if it weren’t for all this snow?

12.18.06

To Whom It May Concern:
After grueling and extensive research, the powers that be have found:
Gas-N-Go’s Sausage McNuffin’ ≠ Ronald McDonald’s Sausage McMuffin.
It is an IMPOSTER! Discontinue consumption immediately.

12.15.06

And lo a magnificent star* shone in the east to guide the weary wise men who bore gifts of fleece, gortex and fur… uh, yeah, and corduroy.

* "star" or a flood light from the lift, same diff, but whatever.

12.14.06

Some Holiday Advice:
When getting ready whore it up at the clubs this holiday season curl your hair, git your nails did, even wear that glitzy number in the back of your closet, but you may want to leave the earings and matching broach that look like your husband at home.

12.13.06

Insert rose-colored glasses idiom here
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12.12.06

It's my secret to great looking hair... and clean ears... oh and getting out of handcuffs.

12.11.06

Its funny, high school basketball games are totally different when you aren’t in the parking lot eating cheap nachos, drinking a 40 and getting high.
Who knew?

12.08.06

Pssssssssssst. Uranus is showing.

12.07.06

Last Christmas I gave you my heart the very next day… you made a batch of margaritas and a centerpiece in the shape of a swan.

12.06.06

Hot Cockles • [hot coc•kles] n.
An extremely popular Christmas pastime in which players take turns striking a blindfolded player, who in turn must guess the name of the person delivering each blow.
I am boycotting the Hot Cockles Tournament at this year's Company Christmas Party.

12.05.06

This guy taught Chuck Norris everything he knows: Including how to roundhouse kick, to divide by zero, cure cancer, count to infinity and to blow bubbles… with beef jerky.

12.04.06

Does my chip-abyss frighten you?

12.01.06

HEY ALL Y'ALL!!!!
It's time to plug ‘em in again!!!