11.20.09

Eat, drink and be merry…
For next Friday you’ll probably be 10lbs fatter, standing outside a Wal-Mart, waiting to buy cheap electronics for your in-laws.


Happy weekend.

11.19.09

To the window.
To the wall.
To the sweat drops on that wrecking ball.
Til all this sheetrock fall!

11.18.09

Eat your heart out William Butler Yeats

No bats in caves,
Blue heavens wave.

Abandoned water spots,
On windswept mountaintops.

Shadows lurk in your Blu-blockers™.

11.17.09

Ruberoid Hoarding?

“Don’t suppose you got some asbestos siding and a can of fix-a-flat?”

“Funny you should mention it, I just happen to have some in my pantry.”

11.16.09

Duck. Duck. Coot?
Also known as a fulica americana or “Mud Hen”, the coot is fresh water bird found throughout the U.S. and is often confused with the more common, bathroom-variety “Mud Falcon.”

11.13.09

NICE WORK SILVERFOX!
Sure they may not be a Cheval Blanc or even a Robert Mondovi, but a Bartles & Jaymes? YOU BETCHA!

11.12.09

Ripped from the Headlines*
Local TV station’s investigative report reveals: Area man thinks the scars in his earlobes look like, “little butt-holes.”

* True story… but has nothing to do with the photo.