Friday, November 20, 2009

11.20.09


Eat, drink and be merry…
For next Friday you’ll probably be 10lbs fatter, standing outside a Wal-Mart, waiting to buy cheap electronics for your in-laws.


Happy weekend.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

11.19.09


To the window.
To the wall.
To the sweat drops on that wrecking ball.
Til all this sheetrock fall!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

11.18.09


Eat your heart out William Butler Yeats

No bats in caves,
Blue heavens wave.

Abandoned water spots,
On windswept mountaintops.

Shadows lurk in your Blu-blockers™.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

11.17.09


Ruberoid Hoarding?

“Don’t suppose you got some asbestos siding and a can of fix-a-flat?”

“Funny you should mention it, I just happen to have some in my pantry.”

Monday, November 16, 2009

11.16.09


Duck. Duck. Coot?
Also known as a fulica americana or “Mud Hen”, the coot is fresh water bird found throughout the U.S. and is often confused with the more common, bathroom-variety “Mud Falcon.”

Friday, November 13, 2009

11.13.09


NICE WORK SILVERFOX!
Sure they may not be a Cheval Blanc or even a Robert Mondovi, but a Bartles & Jaymes? YOU BETCHA!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

11.12.09


Ripped from the Headlines*
Local TV station’s investigative report reveals: Area man thinks the scars in his earlobes look like, “little butt-holes.”

* True story… but has nothing to do with the photo.