Friday, December 31, 2010

12.31.10


I love New Years Eve.
It’s a time of reflection.
It’s a time of anticipation.
It’s a time of weeping uncontrollably, while eating old Christmas chocolates and watching a Dog the Bounty Hunter marathon on A&E.

Thanks 2010, maybe we can do lunch sometime.

Be safe y'all.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

12.30.10


Hey baby its cold outside...
But it’s perfect weather for Pajama Jeans!

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

12.29.10


What up Jack Frost?

Oh you know, just nipping at these weeds.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

12.28.10

Due to some technical difficulties, I am only able to offer you this little tidbit... ripped from statistics feed of my Sitemeter:

Someone found this site by Googling "Soaked Mattress".

You stay classy FOP.

Monday, December 27, 2010

12.27.10


Families are forever...

And also, they are kind of like farting on a treadmill. No matter how fast you run, you really can never get away from them.

Friday, December 24, 2010

12.25.10


DUDE! Look what I caught prowling around on my roof.
Guess what's for Christmas dinner!?!?!?

12.24.10

On the twelfth day of Christmas...
She might be drumming... I'm not sure. Kids, they so crazy.

Merry Christmas Y'all!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

12.23.10

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas...
Some pipe... just being pipe. All laying around and stuff.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

12.22.10


On the tenth day of Christmas...
LORDS (or kings)! THEY WERE A LEAPING!!!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

12.21.10


On the ninth day of Christmas...
This is Lady. She's dancing... against her will.

Monday, December 20, 2010

12.20.10


On the eighth day of Christmas...
MAIDS!!!!! Hows about we forgo the milking and say, do a bit of laundry!

Baaaaaaaa Humbug!

Sunday, December 19, 2010

12.19.10

On the seventh day of Christmas...
A PINK SWAN a swimming?

Saturday, December 18, 2010

12.18.10

On the Sixth day of Christmas...
HEY LOOK!
One goose a flailing!

Friday, December 17, 2010

12.17.10

On the Fifth Day of Christmas...
Plus or minus FIIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOOOOOLD RIIIIIIIIINGS...
That were probably touched by carnies.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

12.16.10

On the Fourth Day of Christmas...

Hello Birds,
It's Bob calling. Could you shut the hell up?
Yeah, I don't really care if it is Christmas. (Click!)


Hello Bob-
These are the birds calling. Yeah we'd like our 1997 flip phone back.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

12.15.10

Le troisième jour de Noël...
Send in the French Hens.
BONJOUR, mon petit poulet!!!

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

12.14.10

On the second day of Christmas...

Mother, have you seen the turtle doves?


Why no father, perhaps they’re hiding in your moustache.

Monday, December 13, 2010

12.13.10

Let America's most awesome holiday countdown BEGIN!
On the first day of Christmas I got a pear... on a propane tank.

Friday, December 10, 2010

12.10.10

Confucius Say:
“He who will not economize will have to agonize.”

Ladyfox Say:
“He who buys pants from garage sale  and doesn’t wash them will be very crabby.”

Thursday, December 09, 2010

12.09.10

Behold!
The beast who tokes the wise-man's frankincense is a happy beast indeed.

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

12.08.10

BLUE
This makes me think of Gap (or THE Gap?)... which makes me want to go out and buy a pair of pleated jeans... and a ribbed turtle neck... with matching socks.
That is all.

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

12.07.10

This photo brought to you by the 10 extra lbs in my back pack.

Friday, December 03, 2010

12.03.10

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: Steel-lined, knit-beanie.

Thursday, December 02, 2010

12.02.10

Flagpole Spitta'
I double-dog dare you!

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

12.01.10

Ah yes, the old “chip-in-the-glass” trick.
It makes any holiday gathering more... uh, volatile.