01.31.12

The end of January always makes me sad...
So does the beginning...
Along with the 29 days in between.

01.30.12

Papa Core Shot
With an array of healing qualities, this rare material can only be found in the ears of unsuspecting smurfs.

01.27.12

I [heart] weekends.

01.26.12

Seasonal Affective Disorder?
Sit in front of this for 5 minutes and you'll probably still feel pretty hopeless.

01.25.12

In case you were wondering what a one-legged fly does on a wednesday... It goes for a ride on the hood of my car.

01.23.12

Remember when...

If the log rolls over we'll all be dead!
This joke was hilarious... in 1987.

02.20.12

Jesus on my tortilla.
Virgin Mary on my cheese toast.
Vishnu in my cabbage.

01.19.12

When I go to lunch, I like to think this little bobble reminds the gas station cashier of what a classy person I am

01.18.12

The Elusive Mountain Troll.

01.17.12

My cones are spectacular.

01.12.12

All signs point towards the tree.

01.11.12

Those little round feathery blobs... they're birds.

So much for being artistic.

01.10.12

You sir, are a Gear Hoarder...
It won't be long before your most cherished possessions are nestled amongst empty Hot-Pocket boxes, arthritic cats and little bits of stained yarn.

01.09.12

The strawberries taste like strawberries.
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
The crackberries taste like... crackberries?

01.06.12

To be honest, I'm not quite sure whats going on here.
To be a liar, there's one helluva a rave on the other side of that mountain.

01.04.12

Is it a prawn or a shrimp?
Either way, OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

01.03.12

Because I AM A MOTIVATOR!

Today, I left this little note for my dieting coworker.

01.02.12

I would like to thank Hallmark for producing the "Fisher Price House Party" 2011 commemorative ornament.
And also for recognizing that no house party is complete with out a visit from Scumbag Steve* (in the lower lefthand window!)

*confused go here