02.28.11

Can I interest you in a snack from our beige collection?

02.25.11

And the winner is...
While, some of you will be watching the 83rd Annual Academy Awards "Ceremony" (a.k.a. The Oscar's) this weekend, I will be watching the epic highlights from ESPN's re-broadcast of the 2011 BassMaster Classic.
I think we all know who the winner is here.

Happy Weekend Ya'll!

02.24.11

Home Sweet Home
Mother, our EnergyStar Rating wasn't as good as I thought it'd be.

02.23.11

Feline Farmerblow
Um, not to be rude, but your cat has some... salivary issues.

02.22.11

HEY GUYS! I THINK I'M GOING BALD!

02.21.11

Moon.
Light.

02.18.11

It's President's Day Weekend Y'all!
You know what that means...
(White) House Party!


Take care kids.

02.17.10

What I learned by watching TV last night:
“If you poop a worm, and it’s alive, everything is not okay.”

02.16.11

FOP Says...
The best things in life lie at the end of the longest roads...
Especially if those things include severe exhaustion and giant blisters.

02.15.11

I Love You Man

How was your Valentine's Day?

My mom and I exchanged cards referencing farts.

Um...

I know.  I live a fairytale.

02.14.11

Sweet Nothing
Happy Valentine’s day to all you lovebirds out there!
Be sure to eat a dessert for me... or 5.

02.11.11

TOOT! TOOT!
Have a good weekend y'all!

02.10.11

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
I don’t have a chin dimple... Well, at least one with hair in it.

So there’s that.

02.09.11

Breaker Breaker! This is Confederate Butterfly...
Brush your hair and comb your teeth, we's got a smokey takin’ pictures at the 121. Keep it at the double nickel and you’ll be riding a drop top in the hammer lane with a seat-cover heading for the owl. Keep the shiny side up boys!
Over and Out!

02.08.11

FOP FAIL

A GINORMOUS 15 STORY SNOWMAN... is just a crappy old snowman, when there’s nothing around to compare it too.

If you look close, he is flipping me off.

02.07.11

I wonder if the state legislature ever has an office pot-luck... Because that's a lot of casserole.

02.04.11

XLV
Dude, I am sooooo freakin’ excited for this Superbowll match-up!
Ive been waiting for it since like, 1974. Seriously... Just sitting out here... waiting.

02.03.11

This could possibly be the most depressing picture I've ever taken.
YEAH THURSDAY!

02.02.11

Punxsutawney Stewart couldn't be any happier about his cousin Phil's prediction.

02.01.11

WTFOP?
If mountains had oceans, I'd bet they'd be riddled with snowcrab.
That is all.