04.30.12

It's Monday
I'm Tired.

Uh, SILOnara!

04.26.12

Doesn't remind me of a feminine hygiene commercial. Nope. Not one bit.

04.25.12

They'll stone you when you're trying to be so good
They'll stone you just like they said they would
They'll stone you when you're trying to go home
They'll stone you when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned.

(People tell me this is much better than Snoop Dogg, Ghetto Booty Rap of today, but I'm not so sure.)

04.24.12

An ultrasound.
Of my belly.
After a bucket of pintos and cheese.

04.23.12

I can haz deez toooolips?

04.20.12

Well fancy that! The end of GIT YO' MAMA A TRAILER WEEK falls on 4/20/12!
The Trailer Dog add-on
Nothing says "I love owning a trailer AND smoking weed" better than a yard dog... that looks like Tommy Chong!
Whether it's tailgating at NASCAR or a weekend at Wyoming Downs, this fella will keep trespassers away from your towable.
Just knowing your stash is safe will make you more giddy then an meth-head in a puzzle factory!

See ya'll next week!

04.19.12

GIT YO' MAMA A TRAILER WEEK!
Trailer #4
Animal hoarders, let's get mobile!
Show your 87 cats the world in this wide bodied bad boy!
Reinforced windows keep all your little friends from "escaping" while the basement compartment provides a safe place for bits of yarn and old HotPocket boxes!
Got a Party Pooper on board? No problem. The high capacity black water tank will be sure to impress your crappiest friends.

04.18.12

GIT YO' MAMA A TRAILER WEEK!
Trailer #3
From the interior to the exterior, you got to get you postier in this bad ass-vessel!
Just downed 7 Crown n' Cokes at your favorite watering hole?
Worried that next DUI will push you into the pokey?
Forrrrrrget about it! YOURE ALREADY HOME!
Foam pad sleeper and ample overhead lighting, this Red Devil will get you to the bar, to work and back to the bar lickty split!

04.17.12

GIT YO' MAMA A TRAILER WEEK!
Trailer #2
Consider this breath-taking ball mount!
Tack on a boat and triple tow your way to fun town!
The rugged, one-coat fiber glass exterior say's, "I'm prolly gonna kill sumthin today!"
While the plantation shutters scream "I'm one classy camper"!

04.16.12

The Ladyfox has announced, in order to quench her thirst for the open road, she is in the market for a... WAIT FOR IT...

... A TRAILER! A Recreational Vehicle...(an RRRRRVeeee if you're savvy).

To answer her prayers of sleeping, pooping and partying all with in a 6 foot radius... (while potentially traveling at 65 MPH!), the staff here at FOP have christened this week

GIT YO' MAMA A TRAILER WEEK!

TRAILER #1 is this aquamarine beauty!
Outfitted with a jack-knife sofa and keyless rear entry!
The best part, IT'S FOR SALE!

04.13.12

04.12.12

Fixture!
From the "Bed Bath & Beyond Alcatraz Bathroom Décor" line.

04.11.12

Photon BOMB!

04.10.12

Uh, I built you a cake, or something.

04.09.12

Little boxes on my bedside,
Little boxes filled with Prozac,
Little boxes on my bedside,
Little boxes all the same.
There's a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one,
And they're all made out of Prozac
And I took them all just the same.

04.06.12

Huntin' Eggs... LIKE A BOSS!

04.05.12

Rollin' along, and then the wheel fell off...

04.04.12

A fairy riding a pink unicorn sent me a note written in glitter that this flower bloomed for me today.
Obviously there's some pretty enchanting s#*t going on here at FOP H.Q.

04.03.12

Smokin' weed.