04.21.10

Jurassic Parking.

Dear Timber (or "Timber")
Although your reason for quotations eludes me, I have taken it upon myself to coin you a tag-line for what I am sure is a thriving business. So, without further ado:

Timber (or "Timber")- Let his itty-bitty limbs trim yours.

I will be sending you an bill for $200
It has been nice doing business with you,
FOP

01.07.09 *UPDATE*

RH: I’m thinking of becoming Amish.
FOP: Oh?
RH: The simple life. Driving buggies, churning butter, raising barns …
FOP: Shouting insults at people who wear zippers?
RH: … Maybe.

10.31.07

The man who built a snowman out of rain and put the "laughter" in to manslaughter, wants you have a Happy Halloween... or he will strangle you with a cordless phone.

Trick-or-Chuck!

10.25.07

Witch Week: Day 4
I just flew in from Salem and boy am I “burned out”...

Heh ... Uhhh...

You ever wonder why you see a lot of pregnant witches this time of year?
Too many Hallo-Weenies!!!

Ba-DUM CHING!!

Mmmm Yeah... Okay, send in the flying monkies.

06.27.07

When you reach the top you will be issued a T-shirt and ONE pudding cup.
Thanks for participating.
That will be $800.