04.29.11

Dionysus, duh.
LdyFX: Franzia on the rocks, please.
FOP: Um, not to be a wine snob,* but...
LdyFX: "Die-o-n ICE-us" is the GOD OF WINE!
FOP: Touché

* Because clearly, boxed wine in a Solo cup is the status quo for the drinking elite.

04.28.11

I may have posted this before...
if so, just consider yourself re-tarted.

Ba-DUM Ching!

04.27.11

Happy Administrative Professionals Day!
That being said, you’d better buy me lunch and wish me a Happy "Salaried 65+ Hours a Week Can you work Saturday... and Sunday Last Time I got a raise was 2007 Employee” Day.

04.26.11

Can v. May (Formerly the PSA that made me clap.)
I’m sure you have the capability to do so...
Oh wait, unless you don’t have lips...

Which I hear is one of the symptoms.

04.25.11

Haters... gonna hate.

04.22.11

Clever? No?
Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get them...


(Walmart, in case you really wanted to know.)

04.21.11

iStalker
Thhhssss, hey Bob, I hate to tell you this, but Steve Jobs knows where you are right now.

04.20.11

Pardon me... but is today 4.20.11?
Say, man, you got a joint?
No, not on me, man.
It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

04.19.11

TEA-BAG!

04.18.11

POP QUIZ!
A. Realized he actually owed the IRS money.
OR
B. Was told by his wife he couldn't buy a new tablecloth.

04.15.11

ORDER UP!
Eggs and a side of bread!
Happy Weekend Y'all

04.14.11

TRUE OR FALSE?
MacGyver was here?

04.13.11

Tell me a story Grandpa

A patient at a the Sunnyside Mental Institution looked outside one afternoon to see a man toiling in the garden below his window.

The patient yelled to the man, “What are you doing out there?”

The man replied, “Putting manure on these strawberries!”

“Hmm, that’s interesting,” said the patient, “In here, we put sugar and cream on our strawberries.”

04.12.11

Daffodilus Rhinitis.

04.11.11

Powder Slayer Cometh!

Yeah April!
A bit repetitive I know.

04.08.11

You can totally hear Sarah McLachlan in the background can't you?

04.07.11

FOP: Hi mom, what's up?

LDFX: I just wanted to let you know you didn’t turn out too bad.

FOP: Uh, thanks.

LDFX: I mean you don’t steal figurines from the cemetary.

FOP: ...

LDFX: and hoard them.

FOP: ...

LDFX: and then give them away as Christmas presents.

FOP: ...

LDFX: You don’t, do you?

04.06.11

Exhausted.

04.04.11

P.S. You suck!

Hey kids its your old pal Mother Nature!
Just thought I'd drop in and say SCREW YOU.
Have a good one!

04.01.11

Bovine Pictures presents

A Hereford Runs Through It