Thursday, November 30, 2006

11.30.06


Look at this while I think of something clever to say.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

11.29.06


HOLD UP! I think this picture was taken that one time… when the Silverfox bought something really expensive… from SEARS.
Cha Ching!

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

11.28.06


If you're ever bored, sometimes it's fun to clip kleenex to lights, and then take a picture of it!!!!
Wull... at least I think it's fun.

Monday, November 27, 2006

11.27.06


Yes Barnabas, it is beautiful.
No Barnabas, you may not turn left.

Friday, November 24, 2006

11.24.06


No thanks. I don’t care. Even if it is a day old, it still tastes like feathers.
I mean COME ON! Weren’t there cows in the 17th century?

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

11.22.06


I think my favorite part of Thanksgiving is when we gather ‘round the trellis and listen to grandfather tell stories about living on Plymouth Rock and how they tried to impress the "natives" with the buckles on their shoes… Whaaaaaaaaaaa??? You don’t have a Thanksgiving Trellis?

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

11.21.06


YOU SUCK AT BEERPONG!
And for that, I am honored to bestow upon you Four O'Clock Photo’s most coveted title: "Drunk of the Month"

Monday, November 20, 2006

11.20.06


I will cut you.
I will scrape out your innards.
I will smoosh you and serve you to my dinner guests…
with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Friday, November 17, 2006

11.17.06


Here are some cogs. No, you may NOT touch them.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

11.16.06


Uh, I think your waders smell like booze.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

11.15.06


HEY EVERYBODY!
THESE ARE MY SHOES!
I KEEP THEM ON THE FRONT SEAT OF MY CAR!
WITH MY BACKPACK!
AND A KUNG FU DVD!

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

11.14.06


This is how we store the drugs.

Monday, November 13, 2006

11.13.06


And now for my next trick I will transform 3 relatively straight men into homosexuals.

Friday, November 10, 2006

11.10.06


Another Helpful Hint from the Silverfox:
When entertaining your home-teachers, it’s always best to camouflage the booze behind the salad dressing. They tend to find it unsettling… the home-teachers, not the Silverfox.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

11.09.06


Hmmmm, this is most unfortunate… Where might we park the Yacht now?

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

11.08.06


4 out of 5 dentists agree that eating these make your woofies smell like roses.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

11.07.06


I promise not only to keep America free of back hair and stale Mike ‘N’ Ikes, but also to put diet beverage in ALL the drinking fountains.
DEMOCRACY, HELL YEAH!

Monday, November 06, 2006

11.06.06


Hey Guys! Wait up!
I won’t fart at the head of the peloton ever again. I SWEAR!!!

Saturday, November 04, 2006

11.04.06


Working girl.
But not in a Julia Roberts/Pretty Woman kind of way.
More like a Uma Thurman/Kill Bill sort of way.

Friday, November 03, 2006

11.03.06


I may not have much, but at least I have these logs.
And this wheelbarrow.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

11.02.06


E: SAY IT!!!

Me: [Sigh…] You put Captain Merrill Stubing to shame…

E: AND JACK SPARROW!!!

Me: …and Jack Sparrow.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

11.01.06


"Ethel Smith" mrclegr0w@viHagra4squash.com… Re: Is your squash inadequate?