08.31.09

It was cold.

How Cold was it?!?!

08.28.09

All that remains: An Evening with Mr. & Mrs. Silverfox*

*Is that Popov and a Nattylight in the foreground you ask? But of course!

08.27.09

Wish you were here...

Getting attacked by brine flies, and smelling lake stench!

08.26.09

Hi guys!
I'm trying to get my poop in a pile today. In the mean time look at this. It is prettier, and smells better than my poop!

08.25.09

What I learned from a fat man's T-shirt:

NEW MEXICO!
Not really new.
Not really Mexico.

08.24.09

Attack of the Relatively Innocuous Vegetable… er Fruit?

Anyhooo, I guess this is what you would throw at the guy who was playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin.

08.21.09

I think that scrap of burlap and those leather straps really tie the room together.

08.20.09

Summer Bees Makes Me Feel Fine.

08.19.09

Second only to the kid forgetting the second half of the National Anthem, this was my favorite part about my trip to the ballpark.

08.18.09

What’s in your booty?
ARRRGH!! It’s what me thinks a constipated pirate looks like!

08.17.09

Little Miss Muffet
Sat her big ol’ booty on a tuffet,
Cuz she’s all LAZY like that.

So I ate her… Yeah dat’s right!
CHOMP CHOMP!
Woman won’t be hoggin’ all da curds and whey NO MO!

08.14.09

Thank Goodness Its Fryday.

Ba-Dum Ching!

08.13.09

Because there might be a ghost in this picture...

Question:
Why did people in the 1800's and 1900's believe in ghosts more than they do now?

FOP Answer:
These are the same people who thought slavery was a “good idea” and syphilis was just a part of growing up… And also, in 1984, Ghostbusters totally cleaned-house.

08.12.09

Poseidon + Half-Priced Sushi = Technicolor Scream

08.11.09

Gather 'round sky-rats!
Not only will we poop in that frog’s water, we will poop on these walls!!!

09.10.09

Dude, you got a Tic tac? All I can taste is chicken… and poop water.

09.07.09

That's all she wrote this week.
Hope your weekend is filled with old people, knives and Beanie Babies!

08.06.09

FOP Motivational Poster #692

SOLITUDE
Its nature’s way of saying “Maybe baked-beans just aren’t your thing.”

08.05.09

I believe I can ride,
I believe my credit limit has touched the sky.
I think about it every night and day,
Spend $800 on a carbon-alloy wheel set and ride away.
I believe if I spent a little bit more,
I would be sleeping on my grandma's living-room floor.
I believe I can ride, I believe I can ride,
I believe I can ride!

08.04.09

A Lesson in Probability: The Monte Hall Problem

Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors:
Behind one door is old lawnmower parts; behind the other, goats. You pick a door number 1, and the host, who smells like cigarettes and cheap beer, opens another door, say number 3, which has a rusted out Thunderbird. He then says to you, ``Do you want to pick door number 2?''

Is it to your advantage to switch your choice?

08.03.09

BobKwanzaa: Recap
This year’s award for best BobKwanzaa gift goes to Eric for:
“Hey Bobby, I got you a half a bottle of wine and some beans!”

Thanks to all who participated, we’ll see you next year… or not… I think I lost a few of you last week. Sorry about that.