10.31.12

Just so you know, It sucks to get arrested while wearing your Honey Boo Boo costume... trust me.

Happy Haunting Y'all.

10.30.12

Gene Wickens?
Cackle to Kill?
Rock & Mole All Night?

10.29.12

Um, Transylvanian Cranium Wax?

10.26.12

Soooooo, have you ever wondered what it's like to be woken up by Tom Hanks... in drag?

10.25.12

Then sun was out for about 5 seconds today, in case you missed it.
Luckily, I didn't. I was crouching in some bushes... or something.

10.24.12

Sometimes my Boss and I play chicken in the parking lot... its pretty terrifying.

10.22.12

Marshmallow Poop?
"And over here kids is where we store the Unicorn farts, looks like we're gonna need a bigger container!"

10.18.12

One Please!

10.17.12

A BUNDLE OF CRAP

"Yeah having 180 cable channels is pretty awesome... until you realize 175 of them show people making cupcakes."

10.16.12

So I went to the set of Swamp People.

10.15.12

A Bountiful Harvest of Coats!

This weekend.
I wore them all... at once.

10.11.12

You got a Joe Biden thing going on with your hair there guy... uh, and also, you got a little something on your nose.

10.11.12

Worst. Curtains. Ever.
I went with "whore-house chic & sheer".
In retrospect "meth-head tinfoil" might have been the better choice.

10.10.12

To the Moon!
Hey guys, I think we're gonna need a longer cord.

10.09.12

The mark of a man.
OR
Mano a Mano in el Baño.
OR
The Man you could smell like.
OR
Believe in your smellf.

You know, just some Old Spice(s).

10.08.12

Breaking Bad(ass)

You see what I did there?

10.05.12

Just some yellow lines.

10.04.12

I must have missed that lecture.

I still don't get how these work... along with television, phones and the interweb.

10.03.12

HogPocalypse: The Swine Uprising

Give a pig a some old cottage cheese and a rotten potato, he'll eat for a day.
Give a pig a 70 year old man he'll eat for another day.

In case you didn't catch it story here.

10.02.12

So you want to see the 7 Suns of Hell?

1. pick a peck of peppers,
2. forget to wash your hands
3. put in contacts
4. enjoy

10.01.12

Too lazy to go see the fall leaves this weekend?
WORRY NOT!


Sure, I was too lazy to get out of the car... or roll down the windows... meh, throw me a bone.