11.30.11

So, you were wondering where freeze-dried corn came from?

11.29.11

And there was this...

11.28.11

Hope you enjoyed "Black Friday" or as we like to call it here at FOP HQ, "OCCUPY WAL-MART".

Now, GET BACK TO WORK!

11.23.11

The Miracle of Thanksgiving?
Cream of mushroom soup, green beans and burnt onions somehow become an 'appetizing' side dish... a miracle indeed.

11.22.11

New! Camouflage Pattern for 2012: Mothy Oak.

11.21.11

I know, it's gord-geous.

11.18.11

You got some flower in your crack.

That's all I got folks!

11.17.11

Croquet Like a BOSS!

What can I say, he just really loves croquet.

11.15.11

Chicken S#*t!
Today I promised my boss I wouldn't talk about laxatives in our meeting.
I think I have officially hit rock bottom* in Corporate America.

* no pun intended, sort of.

11.14.11

Monday Crisis

Apparently there is some confusion as to whether you can use food stamps to purchase nachos and a box of condoms (on a Monday afternoon NO LESS!)
And from what I observed, said "confusion" ultimately results in cheesy-goodness dripping down a 7-Eleven Company issued polyester smock.

11.11.11

A FOP REQUEST: The Home Depot... in my mouf.

And... YES I SAVED THEM!!!!
At $625 a piece, they represent the largest part of my retirement portfolio.

11.10.11

Just thinking
Today I found myself wondering what percentage of the crud in my keyboard is made up of Pop-Tart an what percentage is some sort of expunged human waste. Gross.

11.09.11

What? You don't like that color?
Where I come from, I do believe you'd get your butt kicked for painting it that color.

11.08.11

Who Me?
I'll be right back... talk amongst yourselves!

11.07.11

It's all relative...

Client: Cant you just make my logo red... Not cherry red, but RED! Like TOMATO RED.

FOP: Yup.

11.04.11

Hooo Hoooo Hooo is it?

Dude I think I found Chris Tucker's spirit animal.

11.03.11

I got nothing.
I sat in a TacoTime parking lot at lunch for 30 minutes today...
Waiting for inspiration for today's FOP caption.
And the only thing I got was a stern lecture about loitering, and the environmental ramifications of idling my car.

11.02.11

Día de los Muertos

A day where dead people party like there's no tomorrow... which is confusing to me.

11.01.11

A Magical Time of Year

'Tis the season where "Halloween City" turns back into old, abandoned Borders stores.