06.28.13

You SucK-ulent.

06.27.13

Always remember to moisturize.

06.26.13

Guest Caption

FOP: Think of a FOP caption for this...
ADAM: "Each and every one of you is a link in the chain that turns my gears of constant happiness."
FOP: Uhhh, I said "FOP caption" ... not a "I'm on Prozac caption."

06.25.13

It appears you miss heard me...
I said show me your "I'm on top of the world" pose, not your "I'm Tom Brady" pose.

06.24.13

Happy Monday!
I don't even know what this is.

06.21.13

Mountain Energy Bar.

06.19.13

Mary, Mary, quite contrary
Your garden couldn’t smell odder.
It’s chicken poop, cabbage soup
And plenty of bong water.

06.18.13

My eyes! IT BURNSES THEM!

06.17.13

WHY YOU MAD DOGGIN' ME MAN?

Its always surprising to see one not dismembered and bloated on the side of the road.

06.14.13

THE SILVERFOX HATES VARMINT!

You know what else he hates?
THE SKY!
That's right, THE SILVER FOX HATES THE SKY!!!

06.13.13

FOP: Hey frog!

FROG: Wart's up?

FOP: I know its not easy being green, how do you cope?

FROG: We Kermit suicide.

06.12.13

THE INK OF MY PEOPLE!

Preventing back-acne and holding a grudge for thousands of years.

06.11.13

Oxymoronic

Jumbo Shrimp
Auto Pilot
Christian Scientist
Airline Food
White Lilac

06.07.13

To go with your weekend cocktails.

06.06.13

The Boozy Beginnings.

06.05.13

I'm diggin' deep for today's photo.

06.04.13

An FOP "All Protein, All the Time" diet tip:

Paint 'em red, it'll make it go faster.

06.03.13

Dear FOP-

WELCOME TO THE HOOD!

Much Love-
Meow Meow Pussy Paws