Thursday, October 31, 2013

10.31.13


Does this make me look fat?

For me, Halloween is just a celebration welcoming "No Diet November" and "Dunk it in Butter December."

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

10.29.13


When I think of owls I think of Harry Potter...

Then I think of a mass of regurgitated, undigested mice bones.

Monday, October 28, 2013

10.28.13


FOP: Um, what's going on here?
SILVERFOX: I'm aging the wine.
FOP: I don't think that means what you think it means.

Friday, October 25, 2013

10.25.13


You know what really grinds my gears?

People who microwave broccoli
in the office breakroom
and leave it there
overnight.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

10.24.13


HERE!
LOOK AT THIS LAMP!

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

10.23.13


B: I did a selfie.
FOP: You are self-centric.
B: I'm sending it to you.
FOP: Please don't.
B: Is it racist?
FOP: .... yes.

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

10.22.13


Captured!
The exact moment you fart and someone walks into your office.

Monday, October 21, 2013

10.21.13


This photo has been forged... by the creative fires that burn down deep in my soul.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

10.17.13


CORN NUTS: They reek of social suicide.
The consumption of CornNuts should be banned in all confined spaces... in fact, CornNuts should be banned period.

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

1016.13


My doctor smells like skittles and rainbows.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

10.15.13


Clump-O-Autumn.

Monday, October 14, 2013

10.14.13


Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

(because I love getting on the interweb bandwagon!)

Friday, October 11, 2013

10.11.13


Do these petals make me look old?

Yes.

Wednesday, October 09, 2013

10.09.13


Just a riding mower.

Tuesday, October 08, 2013

10.08.13


I'll bet it toadly tastes like chicken.

Monday, October 07, 2013

10.07.13


Just pile those leaves over in the corner there.

Friday, October 04, 2013

10.04.13


The weekend... its over there... behind that tree.

Thursday, October 03, 2013

10.03.13



The Golden Clawwwwwwwww!

Wednesday, October 02, 2013

10.02.13


We wander through the garden
Wouldn't it be a hoot
To eat some low hangin' fruit

Tuesday, October 01, 2013

10.01.13


This FOP has been brought to you by the Federal Government Shutdown.