09.30.09

FOP! What the heck is it?
35¢ to you, if you know what it is.
$10 to me, if I can remember if you are right.

09.29.09

Hot dog on a stick.
Chicken in a biscuit.
Cat in a hat.
Pigs in a blanket...

09.28.09

Ripped from the headlines:

Area Designer Ralph Lauren Says "Overalls Are BACK"; KrissKross and Kid ‘n Play Announce Comeback Tour.

09.25.09

Why hello PETA!

Happy Weekend!

09.24.09

100% Silverfox
"I am to peppers as Juan Valdez is to coffee beans!!! Minus Conchita the mule of course."

09.23.09

FOP: What are you going to do with it?
RH: Put it in a jar.
FOP: Then what?
RH: Put it in my fridge.
FOP: Why?
RH: FOR SCIENCE!!!
FOP: And by “science” you mean, “Because I am an aspiring serial killer and the logistics of putting actual road kill in my fridge is not feasible due to my recent trip to Costco”?
RH: … 64 cans of Diet Pepsi takes up a lot of room you know.

09.22.09

Credit/Pay inside?
Credit

Regular/supreme Unleaded?
Regular.

Car wash? Yes or No?
No?

Jesus Clouds? Yes or No?
Uh... Yes?

09.21.09

It’s probably just me, but does anyone else find it hilarious and also TOTALLY AWESOME that plums are in the shapes of little butts?

09.18.09

FOP FAIR WEEK!

STEP RIGHT UP! STEP RIGHT UP! Win the little lady a prize!!!
2 Darts for $20! Haven’t you always wanted a giant stuffed banana, a dragon... errr a SILVER FOX!

Happy Birthday Fox!

09.17.09

FOP FAIR WEEK
Although its odor is pungent, the elusive Carnie is a majestic creature and full of surprises. I will visit his City of Fun anytime.

09.16.09

FOP FAIR WEEK!
No, I will not go on that. Why?
1. The guy operating it has a hook for a hand…
2. and he smells like my grandma’s bathroom.
3. I paid $16 for a corn dog, I’m keeping it as long as I can.

09.15.09

FOP FAIR WEEK
Where for just $16 you can buy 2 minutes with a 30 foot horse made of unsalted, sweet-cream butter or ONE of these.

09.14.09

One dollar, dolla dolla! Two! Now two, now two, will you give me 2? Two dolla! now Three, now three, will you give me three?
SOLD!
One half melted hay covered popsicle to the purdy little hussy with the black eyeliner in the fourth row!

WELCOME TO FOP FAIR WEEK!

09.11.09

Whatcha doin'?

Oh, you know, watchin' paint dry.

That so? How long you been here?

87 years.

09.10.09

Lookin’ Good.
Milling Wind.

09.09.09

Welcome to the jungle...
Just goes to show, great taste is far from extinct.

I just thought y'all should see this. It's real.No PhotoShop.

09.08.09

Just a flower.
In the sun.
Sitting on the counter.
In a shotglass.
Filled with vodka.
Or something.

09.07.09

Boo Hoo!
Because I know y'all are laboring soo hard today....
It's is kind of like watching Amistad... or Clerks.

09.04.09

41 Years later and they still laugh at each other’s farts.

Congrats you crazy kids.

09.03.09

Where rubber meets the road...and some leaves, sticks and probably some chicken poop.

09.02.09

And the winner is… YOU! YES, YOU!!!
Because, in life, there can only be one winner… maybe two… three is pushing it… four, totally out of the question.

09.01.09

Roam if you want to…

Uh, so what are we going to do today?

Roam.

Then what are we going to do tomorrow?

Roam.

Worst summer vacation ever!