01.30.14

How to take a picture of the moon, and drop your camera.
You're welcome.

01.29.14

01.27.14

01.24.14

I... I think it's building a dynasty.

01.22.14

If eating deli meats & cheeses off the tailgate of a truck doesn't scream BEST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER I really don't know what does.

01.21.14

GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAL!

That is all.

01.20.14

Does this beer make me look FABULOUS?

01.17.14

Happy Weekend Y'all!

01.16.14

01.15.14

Good morning parking lot.

01.14.14

Taste the rainbow of meat flavor.

01 13.14

But... But where will all the crumbs go?

01.10.14

Every night, when I drive home I am constantly reminded of what the holidays did to my body... sigh.

01.09.14

Sometimes I don't understand math.

Sun: 10,000º F
Snow: 32º F
Finger Tips: -15º

01.08.14

Umm, so carry the one and divide by 3...
AW YEAH! We can afford two boxes of wine y"all!

01.07.14

This tree is totally zen...
AHEM! This tree, lit by the soft glow of a BestBuy sign and a giant parking terrace... is totally Zen

01.06.14

newly fallen snow
empty canvas meets the gods
divine inspira.... HEY WTF! YOU RUINED MY HAIKU!!!!

01.03.14

Dam rain gutters... who needs 'em!

Ba-Dum-Ching!

01.02.14

This morning,
When I got on the scale...
I heard it groan a little.

mewwww:(

01.01.14

Um Waiter! There's a gold panda eating bamboo in my food.
And also, it's a little greasy.

Happy 2014 Y'all.