07.27.11

BOB-Bora Day #2

RH: The dentist says I have great teeth.
Adam: Time to get a new dentist.
RH: Well, I mean they are structurally sound... Just not as spectacular as say Gary Busey.

07.26.11

CONGRATULATIONS or MY CONDOLENCES
You've won a Four Day, All-Inclusive,Trip to BOB-Bora! THATS RIGHT BOB-Bora!

Yup, its that time of year, where FOP celebrates the birth of a psychological enigma!
You'll either be repulsed or enjoy four days of all obsessive-compulsive assholery Bob has to offer!

My suggestion don't open FOPs for the next for four days.
But if you're so inclined, here is:

BOB-Bora Day #1
Not really sure whats going on, but enjoy!

07.22.11

ALL MY PIONEER PEOPLE!!!
Party like there ain't no tomorrow... because odds are, there won't be... and if there is, you'll probably be stuck in a mountain pass somewhere between here and California... and there's a good chance you'll have to eat your uncle.
CHEERS!

07.21.11

Kermit's younger and less successful brother, Randy... Randy Moss.

07.20.11

Looks like old Leon went to passin' his drivin' test.
Guess them thar roads aren't ne'er gonna be safe again...
Supposin' the same goes for the lady folk.

07.19.11

Ever wonder what a wheelbarrow full of garlic looks like?

Ever wonder what a wheelbarrow full of garlic smells like?
I'll give you a hint: It rhymes with Rhinoceros Fart.

07.18.11

The Ladyfox wanted me to show you her stems.

07.14.11

Wagon Train of Thought

This photo makes me think of Tombstone.
Which makes me think "I'll be your huckleberry".
Which makes me think of Val Kilmer...
and that he used to be skinny.

07.13.11

You're so vein.
I'll bet you think this blog is about you.
Don't you?

07.12.11

Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning!

Red sky AND a rainbow in the morning… Sailor from the Village People take warning!

07.11.11

YOU ARE A FIERCE LITTLE GATEKEEPER!
Yes you are. Yes you are!

07.08.11

Let's do it again Monday. Same time, same place?
Great I'll pencil you in.

07.07.11

To me, this photo says summertime...
but so does a shirtless, overweight long-haul trucker resting his rig in a church parking lot.

07.06.11

Hate Mail.

To: FOP
No fireworks pic? what the f*#k?
From: A. Hole
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To: A. Hole
Haters... Gonna hate!
From: FOP

07.05.11

Let Freedom Ring!

I hope y'all spent time with your fellow Americans yesterday...  you  know, walking barefoot through a WalMart or a gas station or any public restroom.

Yeah America!

07.01.11

Ya'll have a nice Canada Day Weekend.