08.31.10

Steve Jobs hates me.

08.27.10

Somebody queue the banjos!
Hope your weekend is half as klassy is mine is gonna be.

08.26.10

More & Less
More interesting than the speculated contestants for “Dancing with the Stars”... And less interesting than Michael Bolton.

08.25.10

Don't feel bad. I have a rough time applying liquid eyeliner too.

08..24.10

The Yellow Page(s)

08.23.10

The O.S.*

*Original Swamp-ass

08.20.10

Oh, hey interweb. Fancy seeing you here.

08.19.10

Thursday Photo Bomb!
Enjoy this while I continue to put the pieces back together at FOP HQ.

08.18.10

A DIRTY CARNIE BROKE THE INTERWEB THEN RUNNED-OFF WITH MY ADDRESS BOOK!!!
If you think I should have your email address and you have mine... you should probably email me!

08.17.10

I don't think this can possibly end well.

08.16.10

On the seventh day the lord proclaimith, "Let there be corn-chips in the shape of little scoops!" And they was gooooooooooood.

08.13.10

Snug as a bug in a "Where's Waldo?" rug!

09.12.10

It's the most important photo of the day!

08.10.10

How can we make this extraordinarily expensive crown molding better?

08.10.10

Be Honest!
Dude, does this make my ears look big?

08.09.10

As I reflect on this past weekend… I recall falling down… a lot.

08.06.10

Happy Weekend!

08.04.10

Throw Another Squirrel on the Barbie!
Nom nom nom nom!

08.04.10

Psst!
It appears as though your... Ahem, barn door... is uh... Open.

08.03.10

The roof.
The roof.
The roof...

08.02.10

Sure it’s a little crowded and there’s not a lot of privacy but FREE FOOD and NO RENT! I don’t see what the big deal is… Hey, did any one tell mom we’re out of Cap'n Crunch and bits of hair?