08.31.11

Riddle Me This....

How much woodchuck would a Silverfox chuck
if a Silverfox could chuck woodchuck?

08.30.11

Speaking of...
Not a single fish was slayed that day.

08.29.11

And I Repeat
I don't care if it's imported from Alaska, Japan or the Fifth moon of JUPITER!!
Or if it has been tenderized by the tiny stomping feet of forest nymphs.
It is totally obnoxious to use the office microwave to cook this.

08.26.11

You know how I know this weekend is going to be FABULOUS?
This guy told me so.

08.25.11

This photo reminds me that everyday is a gift...
Especially the day when you wake up with a severe case of eyebrow acne.

08.24.11

It's not me talking.

Flock of Seagulls? Not a big fan? You don't say.

09.23.11

Would you like this pot?
NO?
How about these feathered balls?

08.19.11

When it comes to billiards...
No body likes a cheatah!


Ba-Dum-Ching!

08.17.11

Big* Shoes to Fill
Someday, when your older, you can get drunk and try to lift boulders (giant logs, cars, couches and sundry of other inanimate objects) just like your father (and uncle)...but for now this will do.

*actually both father and uncle have little hobbit-like feet.

08.16.11

Not drunk, just...

08.15.11

Copious amounts of research has led scientists to believe the word "bulb" was invented by someone who was super high.

Bulb.
Bulllllllllb.
BUUUUULB.

08.12.11

We just love drinking the fermented juice of grapes...
You've probably never heard of it.

08.11.11

Dude, you guys...
I totally just made an Olan Mills Backdrop...
Let my foray in to the world of family portraiture begin!

08.10.11

VIOLATOR

Breakin' the law... like a boss.

08.09.11

My Pod
Here look at this while I go to a meeting!

08.08.11

Pressed, folded, no starch.

08.05.11

I like to call this one "Home Alone"... or "Smurf Omelet".

Happy Weekend Y'all!

08.04.11

Desert Variant?

In the parched deserts of the west, the prairiegophersquirrelmunk has survied its many predators due to it's penchant for FABULOUS camouflage.

08.03.11

A Morbid Goose Nursery Rhyme

Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home,
Your house is on fire,
Your children shall burn!

08.02.11

Dear Students-

Please be advised.
Due to lack of funding, we will will no longer offer climate controlled storage facilities.
It would be in your best interest to store your weed, and all other drug paraphernalia in an alternative location.

Thanks for your understanding.

The Education System

08.01.11

August Fishing Expedition Check List

Sunscreen: Check.
Bugspray: Check.
Fishing Pole: Check.
Ice Auger: Wtf?