11.30.10

Not Cool...
Just really, really cold. 

11.29.10

And finally...
I'd like to thank the Pilgrims for inventing this stuff. It's horrifyingly addictive, like a clown wrapped around a Percocet.
Amen?

11.25.10

Ummm, You got a little something on your nose.

11.24.10

In a world ... where yams and marshmallows are kept separate for 364 days a year, what they  needed most was right in front of them the whole time. See this forbidden romance blossom into the most illicit love story of all times. From the people that brought you Ernest Saves Christmas and  Jingle All the Way... FOPrah Studios presents Turkey’s in the Mist.
 

11.23.10

24HR Fitness: Booze Camp?

Take one down
 pass it around
7 bottles of beer... in the gym parking lot!

11.18.10

SMASHING, just SMASHING!
Pip Pip old boy! From the looks of you your sport coat & pinky finger,  i can see we’re headed for a jolly-good weekend.

Most indubitably fine sir, most indubitably!

11.18.10

Captain, it appears as though the only Earthlings that will allow us to probe them operate carnival rides. I’m afraid this may severely skew the data.

11.17.10

In case you were wondering, poor-people rehab isn't as glamorous as rich-people rehab.

11.16.11

Um, your donger is showing.

11.15.10

MOIST fall foliage.  Gross.

11.12.10

DUH LeROY! Its not them aliens that's causin’ them thar crop circles.  Its them runaway missiles!

11.11.10

This old chandelier, FOP and 48 States* would like to say Thank You to our Veterans!
*I'm sure Hawaii and Alaska say thanks too, but they aren't represented in this photo.

11.10.11

Why kids are awesome:
"LOOK MOM! The ground is farting."

11.09.10

GRAIN IN AN EL-EVATOR!
Scoopin' wheat up and droppin' it down.
GRAIN IN AN EL-EVATOR!
Droppin' that wheat 'til it hits the ground.

11.08.10

Give a hoot, your cock-eyed stare made me toot!
Ever wondered what its like to be mad-dogged by an owl?

11.05.11

An now for my next trick...
The guy, who uses vacation days to avoid sick coworkers, will eat a pickle.
Sadly this was the best I could do today. Happy Weekend!

11.04.10

These are not Jesus clouds.

11.03.10

Sometimes, when I  find myself in a duck-blind, I think a fun thing to do is pretend like I am the Baby Moses... until I get peppered by a 12 gauge birdshot and I remember that shotguns hadn’t been invented in 1525 B.C.

11.02.10

To: The Gentlemen of Moderate Rebellion Motorcycle Gang (GMR)
Re: Seasonal Uniform Change

Dear Members-
Coinciding with this weekend's time change we will be converting from GMR Leather Ascots & Embroidered Sport-coats to GMR Embroidered Leather Snuggies. If you do not comply you will be forced to drink cheap scotch and commiserate with under privileged children... with colds.

-GMR President

11.01.10

Why you should check your kid’s candy bag this year.
This year, at the family Halloween Party, somewhere between the power going out and the Ladyfox trying to put her ankles behind her head* the TV remote went missing...
So you know, if you find that in your kids' candy bag let me know.


* Yes, I have a picture of that. No I won't post it, I believe there are laws forbidding it.