08.30.13

No NO NO! Don't touch it!
YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT'S BEEN!
Oh god, not by your mouth!
SERIOUSLY WHAT IS IT!

08.29.13

I have a corn
On my foot.
Seriously
It sucks.

08.27.13

You dirty hoe.

08.26.13

Magical...
According to The Ladyfox they "make me sing better than that hussy Miley Cyprus"

08.23.13

Wooooool... What do ewe want?

08.22.13

Well, bust my buttons!
But don't...because it took a long time for me to organize them...so don't, really.

08.21.13

Fundamentally FABULOUS!
It is a long standing tradition in my family to style childrens' hair as though there were going to star in an episode of Sisterwives.

08.20.13

The Ladyfox makes a friend.

FOP: Hey mom who's your new pal?

LDYFX: This is FRECKLES! I love him! We go on walks! We're best friends.

FOP: Cool!

LDYFX: Are you staying for dinner?

FOP: Maybe, what are you having?

LDYFX: Steak.

FOP:...

08.19.13

My Burrito Runneth Over

Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

08.16.13

Glutinous Maximus.

08.15.13

How do you know if your tractor is into ghetto rap?
It wears a big ass chain.


ba dum ching.

08.14.13

Light up my lantern Yo!

08.13.13

Rockin' out to some horns.

08.12.13

OOOOOOOOOhhGuuurl! Where you get your hair did?!?!

08.09.13

Hiking is Crap!
You climb up the side of a mountain, only to find another mountain.

08.08.13

Papa Smurf, mow your lawn.

08.07.13

Welcome to the Jungle-Gym!
Darling, it appears you stepped in a pile of cheetah... AND zebra.

08.06.13

When my career as a hand model is over i'll probably be a storm chaser.

08.05.13

Spiritus!
And lo it came to pass, the flies were plenty and they feasted upon my body and I was much perplexed.

08.02.13

Batten down the hatches, the weekend is moving in!

08.01.13

Prickly.