07.14.09

NOTE: This FOP has no artist or comedic value whatsoever*

I can’t believe I am playing back-up synthesizer to Kenny G. at a freaking street fair… I WENT TO BAND CAMP. I’m better than this!

* When do they ever really, but this one more so than usual. My apologies.

08.27.07

PONDER THIS:
KNOWN: According to UFC Rules & Regulations, hair-pulling, clavicle-grabbing and eye-gouging are fouls.
UNKNOWN: If Elton John’s Tiny Dancer and Billy Joel’s Piano Man stepped into "The Octagon" who would dominate? Who would be beaten to little pile of guts?