07.14.09

NOTE: This FOP has no artist or comedic value whatsoever*

I can’t believe I am playing back-up synthesizer to Kenny G. at a freaking street fair… I WENT TO BAND CAMP. I’m better than this!

* When do they ever really, but this one more so than usual. My apologies.

07.23.07

The next time you go hiking with a pessimist, and you come upon a cliff, you should push them off because, hey, they were probably expecting it anyway.