06.08.11

RH: Does this Tweet make me look hot?
FOP: Um, yes... In that "Scandalous Congressman" sort of way.

11.11.10

This old chandelier, FOP and 48 States* would like to say Thank You to our Veterans!
*I'm sure Hawaii and Alaska say thanks too, but they aren't represented in this photo.

11.11.09

Veterans Day
A day where the men and women of America’s Armed Forces wake up, put on their pants, load their guns and continue to risk their lives to protect federal employees, librarians, bankers and mail carriers who all got the day off.

08.19.09

Second only to the kid forgetting the second half of the National Anthem, this was my favorite part about my trip to the ballpark.

01.20.09

YOU! Yeah You!
You just spent 8 tumultuous years in the White House. You started a war, invented new words, collapsed an economy, choked on a pretzel, received the lowest approval rating… EVER, dodged a shoe and left the American public without a pot to piss in!!!

HOLY NUTS! What are you going to do next????

09.12.09

Speaking of Cupcakes…


Repsonses received after sending the following text:

“me: on the treadmill.
american idol david archuleta: on the treadmill next to me.
i am famous.”

Adam: omg. Omg. Omg. OMG!!!!!
Dr. J: holy S#%*! Make him sing a song for you!
RH: request Apple Bottom Jeans Boots with the FURRRRRRRRR!
H: i’ll bet he runs like a girl.
EB: awesome, ask him what its like to kiss Clay Aiken.

11.12.08

Bear Grylls says it tastes kind of like an apple… he also says elephant pee tastes sort of like a margarita.

11.04.08

Voting with the Ladyfox

LFX: If that old white guy wins, we’re moving to Albania
FOP: That’s a little extreme.
LFX: I’m serious we're packing up the computers and getting on a… boat or whatever.
FOP: Mom, I don’t think they have electricity there. They still run on Yak power.
LFX: Doesn’t matter.
FOP: Wow. I didn’t know you were such a die-hard Democrat.
LFX: I’m not. I just think voting for Obama makes me look younger.
FOP: …

01.28.08

UPDATE: Campaign ‘08
3 Kennedy’s say they "endorse Barack Obama for president!"
The remaining Kennedy’s are “pretty sure he stole their ‘good’ booze.”

11.26.07

I Can't Believe It's not APPLE... BALONEY!
As far as I’m concerned, “The Fleecing of America”… it all started with the guy who invented "apple" flavoring.
Case in point... the Green "Apple" Jolley Rancher. I know this taste is not "apple", yet when I taste anything with a similar flavor i refer to it as APPLE! (i.e. carmel apple suckers, green laffytaffy, sour apple rings etc.)