FOP: What are you going to do with it?
RH: Put it in a jar.
FOP: Then what?
RH: Put it in my fridge.
FOP: Why?
RH: FOR SCIENCE!!!
FOP: And by “science” you mean, “Because I am an aspiring serial killer and the logistics of putting actual road kill in my fridge is not feasible due to my recent trip to Costco”?
RH: … 64 cans of Diet Pepsi takes up a lot of room you know.
