Showing posts with label Fried Rice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fried Rice. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

08.30.11


Speaking of...
Not a single fish was slayed that day.

Monday, August 29, 2011

08.29.11


And I Repeat
I don't care if it's imported from Alaska, Japan or the Fifth moon of JUPITER!!
Or if it has been tenderized by the tiny stomping feet of forest nymphs.
It is totally obnoxious to use the office microwave to cook this.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

09.24.09


100% Silverfox
"I am to peppers as Juan Valdez is to coffee beans!!! Minus Conchita the mule of course."

Friday, August 14, 2009

08.14.09



Thank Goodness Its Fryday.

Ba-Dum Ching!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

01.13.09


You know what’s not funny?
When someone freezes your favorite chopstick…
Really, it’s NOT FUNNY!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

08.29.07


Kids these days are lucky. When we was in the trailer court, they only sold "Shaved Mice". Oh don't get me wrong, they was fun to play with for a bit, but they done tasted pretty bad.