11.04.11

Hooo Hoooo Hooo is it?

Dude I think I found Chris Tucker's spirit animal.

11.03.11

I got nothing.
I sat in a TacoTime parking lot at lunch for 30 minutes today...
Waiting for inspiration for today's FOP caption.
And the only thing I got was a stern lecture about loitering, and the environmental ramifications of idling my car.

11.02.11

Día de los Muertos

A day where dead people party like there's no tomorrow... which is confusing to me.

11.01.11

A Magical Time of Year

'Tis the season where "Halloween City" turns back into old, abandoned Borders stores.

10.31.11

FUN SIZE?
"Pretty Damn Disappointing Size" is more like it.

10.28.11

Ladies it's HO-lloween weekend. You may proceed.

10.27.11

Orange who?
Orange you glad its just another photo.

10.26.11

Mom, I know you made this decoration at homemaking night, but really, it totally terrifies me.

10.25.11

Proper accent lighting can create visual interest, drama and add beauty to your... er stalks?

10.24.11

Monday's can just beet it.
Baa dum Ching!

10.21.11

Just another Hosta-L environment.

10.20.11

Quakies!!!!!!

10.19.11

99 Luftballoons... give or take... one or 2.

10.17.11

People who live in pumpkin houses...
Usually get squashed.

Ba-dum Ching!

10.14.11

If you're havin' Gouhl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a Witch ain't one.


Okay so technically he doesn't sing that song...but he does sing these.

10.13.11

Once in a while, everybody needs a little spooning.

10.12.11

Just so you know...
This is what it looks like at 5:45am.
Yup, you can go back to bed now.

10.11.11

Nature's little fireworks...eh?

10.10.11

Oktober-fetish?
Das bra smells like sauerkrauten!

10.07.11

DUDE! Can you see it? It's the weekend... Its hiding in that bush.

10.06.11

Random Guilty Pleasure

I totally love rolling a big sheet of lint off the dryer screen.

10.05.11

And over here is the Master Outhouse.
Complete with "his" and "her" vanities and poop shoots.

10.03.11

Rejected slogans:

Shootin' Guns. Savin' Lives.
Rednecks love them boobies.
Hunt for Hooters.

09.30.11

NO YOU SHUT UP!: A guest post by the Silverfox

SlvrFx: Why so quiet lately?

SlvrFx: Finally, FOP has nothing to say?

SlvrFx: Cat got your tongue...for the next 6 weeks?

09.27.11

Eighteenth oral surgery device I presume!

09.26.11

I'll bet having a lisp feels like saying the word "thistle" over and over again.

09.23.11

This Guy

Livin' life.

Like a boss.

09.22.11

Every thing's a bit slower 'round here...

Done looks like Larry the Cable Guy must be doin' a double feature at the Westerner or there's a Two-fer-One special at Bocephus Taxidermy.

09.21.11

Your tower, it's a little crooked... or something.

09.20.11

Nasal Spray.

Antonio Banderas.

I totally read your MIND!

09.19.11

Silverfox.
Lookin' good.
Taking pictures.
Standin' on rocks... that are almost as old as he is.

Happy Birthday Dad!

09.15.11

Whatcha doin' little guy?

Everyday i'm shovelin' shovelin'.

Ba-dum Ching!

09.14.11

Got a new roommate.
Her name is Katy.
A bit on the creepy side.

09.13.11

SILVRFX: I have a question about my new camera.

FOP: Oh? What's up dad?

SLIVRFX: How do you take a picture of the sun or sunsets without damaging the (insert some fancy technological name here) sensor?

FOP: uh... Thats a tough one... You say there's a sensor?

09.12.11

Welcome to our pool, notice there is no dragon spit in .... AW MAN, someone get the skimmer!

09.09.11

Viva la Weekend!

09.08.11

METH-amorphasis
The physiological process by which previously vibrant and beautiful being becomes tattered, worn and sinks into an utter state of hollow-cheek-oozing-scab hopelessness. Once evicted from the familial cocoon, it moves into a urine-soaked trailer with its gun trading boyfriend and its babies are taken away.

09.07.11

In to every toilet, a little corn must fall.

09.06.11

Silverfox + Ladyfox

FOP: Hey mom, whats the secret to you and dad's 40+ year marriage.
LDYFX: We make fun of each others boobs.

There you have it ladies and gentlemen.

09.02.11

I tried to take a picture of lightening.
I did it wrong.

On the upside I have 500 pictures of this exact same spot.

Happy Weekend.

09.01.11

HUGE MULTI-AGENCY YARD SALE
8am - Noon • Please no early birds!

Items include but are not limited to:
 • Composite cases
 • Thermal control systems
 • Satellite propulsion tanks
 • Deployable solar arrays and mechanisms

08.31.11

Riddle Me This....

How much woodchuck would a Silverfox chuck
if a Silverfox could chuck woodchuck?

08.30.11

Speaking of...
Not a single fish was slayed that day.

08.29.11

And I Repeat
I don't care if it's imported from Alaska, Japan or the Fifth moon of JUPITER!!
Or if it has been tenderized by the tiny stomping feet of forest nymphs.
It is totally obnoxious to use the office microwave to cook this.

08.26.11

You know how I know this weekend is going to be FABULOUS?
This guy told me so.

08.25.11

This photo reminds me that everyday is a gift...
Especially the day when you wake up with a severe case of eyebrow acne.

08.24.11

It's not me talking.

Flock of Seagulls? Not a big fan? You don't say.

09.23.11

Would you like this pot?
NO?
How about these feathered balls?

08.19.11

When it comes to billiards...
No body likes a cheatah!


Ba-Dum-Ching!

08.17.11

Big* Shoes to Fill
Someday, when your older, you can get drunk and try to lift boulders (giant logs, cars, couches and sundry of other inanimate objects) just like your father (and uncle)...but for now this will do.

*actually both father and uncle have little hobbit-like feet.