02.08.11

FOP FAIL

A GINORMOUS 15 STORY SNOWMAN... is just a crappy old snowman, when there’s nothing around to compare it too.

If you look close, he is flipping me off.

02.07.11

I wonder if the state legislature ever has an office pot-luck... Because that's a lot of casserole.

02.04.11

XLV
Dude, I am sooooo freakin’ excited for this Superbowll match-up!
Ive been waiting for it since like, 1974. Seriously... Just sitting out here... waiting.

02.03.11

This could possibly be the most depressing picture I've ever taken.
YEAH THURSDAY!

02.02.11

Punxsutawney Stewart couldn't be any happier about his cousin Phil's prediction.

02.01.11

WTFOP?
If mountains had oceans, I'd bet they'd be riddled with snowcrab.
That is all.

01.31.11

Once upon an intersection dreary...
While, I pondered weak and weary,
“What’s so special about that tree?”
It’s probably where they stash their weeee... d.

01.28.11

Pluralized Colloquialism?
Um, I’m Rick James...


Ba-dum ching!

01.27.11

...
Still January.

01.26.11

A little bird (ahemmm, outdoor recreational sales person) once told me that I shouldn’t worry about wearing waterproof ski clothes, because the snow “here” is very, very, very, dry...
Except when it melts,
and seeps through to your underpants
and the wind blows
and you freeze your bits off.

01.25.11

To The Big Old Fire Hydrant in the Sky.
You were one crazy defiant energetic cantankerous S.O.B.
I’ll still miss you...Except for all those times you put your nose in my crotch.

01.24.10

Wonder what it's like to ride shotgun with RoboCop?
It's kind of like this...

01.21.11

Like it was yesterday...
Remember that time you ate that whole can of Jalapenos... by yourself?
This kind of reminds me of that.


happy weekend!

01.20.11

FOP, What the heck is it?
Guinness World Record for simultaneous blue-darts.

01.19.11

Powerpoint and Webinars are Prohibited!
All presentations henceforth will be made in the form of flannel board stories.

Thanks-
FOP Management

01.18.10

Between Friends.

EB: Hey Bob.

RH: Yeah Bundy.

EB: The next time you ask me to go skiing I’ll probably just give you 60 bucks, an watch you wipe your ass with it.

RH: I love it when plan comes together.

01.17.11

Good News: The hanging glacier above the door to my office collapsed today.
Bad News: I had to go home to dry my hair, get a change of clothes and a bottle of aspirin.

01.12.11

Not to be rude but your $300 vase that looks like a slab of tripe.

01.11.11

Peach Cobbler
Shoe Cobbler
Cobblecreek
Cobblestones

In your heart, you know its funny.

01.10.11

Famous last words:
"Naw, man I don't need no stinkin' goggles."

01.07.11

Hey mom what’s up?

I'm watching Entertainment Tonight.

How are our precious celebrities?

Don’t you think its funny Ricky Martin, Elton John AND Neil Patrick Harris all had babies before you?

Well played Ladyfox, well played.

01.06.11

He's a boom operator
Boom operator...
Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male...
Across the north and south, to Key Largo, love for sale.

01.05.11

Szech-u-wanna screw up your new years resolution?

Ba-Dum-Ching

01.04.11

Lookin' good. Waitin’ for inversion.

01.03.10

Why hello 2011.

What better way to welcome in the new year than with a Frostache.

12.31.10

I love New Years Eve.
It’s a time of reflection.
It’s a time of anticipation.
It’s a time of weeping uncontrollably, while eating old Christmas chocolates and watching a Dog the Bounty Hunter marathon on A&E.

Thanks 2010, maybe we can do lunch sometime.

Be safe y'all.

12.30.10

Hey baby its cold outside...
But it’s perfect weather for Pajama Jeans!

12.29.10

What up Jack Frost?

Oh you know, just nipping at these weeds.

12.28.10

Due to some technical difficulties, I am only able to offer you this little tidbit... ripped from statistics feed of my Sitemeter:

Someone found this site by Googling "Soaked Mattress".

You stay classy FOP.

12.27.10

Families are forever...

And also, they are kind of like farting on a treadmill. No matter how fast you run, you really can never get away from them.

12.25.10

DUDE! Look what I caught prowling around on my roof.
Guess what's for Christmas dinner!?!?!?

12.24.10

On the twelfth day of Christmas...
She might be drumming... I'm not sure. Kids, they so crazy.

Merry Christmas Y'all!

12.23.10

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas...
Some pipe... just being pipe. All laying around and stuff.

12.22.10

On the tenth day of Christmas...
LORDS (or kings)! THEY WERE A LEAPING!!!

12.21.10

On the ninth day of Christmas...
This is Lady. She's dancing... against her will.

12.20.10

On the eighth day of Christmas...
MAIDS!!!!! Hows about we forgo the milking and say, do a bit of laundry!

Baaaaaaaa Humbug!

12.19.10

On the seventh day of Christmas...
A PINK SWAN a swimming?

12.18.10

On the Sixth day of Christmas...
HEY LOOK!
One goose a flailing!

12.17.10

On the Fifth Day of Christmas...
Plus or minus FIIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOOOOOLD RIIIIIIIIINGS...
That were probably touched by carnies.

12.16.10

On the Fourth Day of Christmas...

Hello Birds,
It's Bob calling. Could you shut the hell up?
Yeah, I don't really care if it is Christmas. (Click!)

Hello Bob-
These are the birds calling. Yeah we'd like our 1997 flip phone back.

12.15.10

Le troisième jour de Noël...
Send in the French Hens.
BONJOUR, mon petit poulet!!!

12.14.10

On the second day of Christmas...

Mother, have you seen the turtle doves?

Why no father, perhaps they’re hiding in your moustache.

12.13.10

Let America's most awesome holiday countdown BEGIN!
On the first day of Christmas I got a pear... on a propane tank.

12.10.10

Confucius Say:
“He who will not economize will have to agonize.”

Ladyfox Say:
“He who buys pants from garage sale  and doesn’t wash them will be very crabby.”

12.09.10

Behold!
The beast who tokes the wise-man's frankincense is a happy beast indeed.

12.08.10

BLUE
This makes me think of Gap (or THE Gap?)... which makes me want to go out and buy a pair of pleated jeans... and a ribbed turtle neck... with matching socks.
That is all.

12.07.10

This photo brought to you by the 10 extra lbs in my back pack.

12.03.10

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: Steel-lined, knit-beanie.

12.02.10

Flagpole Spitta'
I double-dog dare you!

12.01.10

Ah yes, the old “chip-in-the-glass” trick.
It makes any holiday gathering more... uh, volatile.