04.25.11

Haters... gonna hate.

01.25.11

To The Big Old Fire Hydrant in the Sky.
You were one crazy defiant energetic cantankerous S.O.B.
I’ll still miss you...Except for all those times you put your nose in my crotch.

06.29.09

I killed the 2 varmints who were trying to set up house in the shed WITH ONE SHOT!!!

Nice, but don’t you think using a bazooka was overkill?

07.20.07

“I will trade you FOUR, count them, F-O-U-R juniper nuts for that shiny thing over there and a bit of string… Joking? Does it look like I am joking?”