11.20.08

Sir, before you smoketh, you must unwrapeth.

03.05.08

POP QUIZ!!!
This popular urban custom indicates:

a. Brett Favre retired; Patrick Swazye has 5 weeks to live.
b. Its "wake up time" for pilots of low flying aircraft.
c. Amy Winehouse deals...uh "lives" 2 streets over.
d. Payless™ is having another BOGO Sale.
e. All of the above

02.20.08

An ancient American legend promises that anyone who unfolds one thousand origami napkin cranes will be granted an overpriced dinner… and piss off at least 3 of the waiters.

11.13.07

Ahhhhhh little grasshopper...
Head too close to lens make for blurry face!