40 years ago today, the heavens parted and we were blessed with sunburned foreheads, 3 AM Gear Checks, $10,000 bike frames, doorknob shaking, email viruses and teeth with integrity.
So happy birthday to the guy who:
1. thinks sneezing is an obvious symptom of ebola…
And
2. pretty much hates your guts... yes you, he hates you!
