Unpopular teenage girls protest area FoodMart produce display claiming, “It makes it too darn hard to get to the Red Box!”
Helen Kessler, a frequent FoodMart/RedBoxer said, “Every Friday, me and some other dateless girls would huddle around the RedBox in our pajama pants, pick-out movies, and go get snacks! But now, it’s just too complicated… This is worse than when they ran out of those low-fat ice cream sandwiches.
The FoodMart released a statement saying that the display would be there for the next month but because of, “our incredible pricing strategy it may clear out before the end of the week!”
When asked what she’d do next, Ms Kessler responded, “I guess I’ll probably go to the RedBox in the Kwiki Lube parking lot… This is the worst Friday ever.”
