Monday, July 27, 2009

07.27.09


Hey everybody! FOP’s favorite muse is celebrating a birthday this week. (I know, I know it seems like BobHanukkah was just yesterday.) As we all know, this tolerant, charitable man, has opened his heart and home to the down-trodden and destitute for the past 35 years, so let us take time this week to embrace all that is Robert… unless you are sick (or may be sick, or one of your kids is sick), then get the hell out of here…

Thus begins The 5 days of BobKwanzaa: A Celebration of Bob, His Stuff, and his tireless battle against those “assholes” who are trying to sabotage his affluent lifestyle… or trying to burn down his house… or door-ding his beloved truck.