There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
Cuz she was old and nuts! And thought holding a Mixed Martial Arts Contest in her stomach would be sort of AWESOME.
Sooo…
She swallowed the spider to wrastle the fly (that I guess she ate when the cat food ran out). Where it performed 8 of the top 10 submission moves (one with each leg, of course!) on that pathetic fly…
I guess it died.
