Dr. WTF!, MD
Doc: Have you ever considered genetic therapy?
FOP: You mean like Alcoholic Anonymous?
Doc: Heh, funny. It is really expensive.
FOP: I’ve got money up the wazoo… didn’t you just check that?
Doc: Right. The results may make you less insurable.
FOP: I’m not seeing the health benefits here…
Doc: They can pinpoint all your genetic mutations and tell what you’ll die of!!!
FOP: Kind of like going back to high school. Sounds Great! Sign me up!
