It’s Hammer Time Y’all!
HDub: Guess Who I just met in the Breakroom.
FOP: Vin Diesel? Axl Rose? The water skiing squirrel?
HDub: No. Robert Matthew Van Winkle.
FOP: …?
HDub: Vanilla Ice
FOP: HOLY NUTS. That’s right he and M.C. Hammer are here in concert!!!
HDub: I know right!
FOP: Did you ask him what it was like to know that he convinced millions of teenage boys it was cool to shave designs in their eyebrows?
HDub: Naw man I heard he punched a kid once.
