A Message from the President
Hello Friends-
As you may know the email at FOPHQ has been down.
GOOD NEWS
As an early Christmas gift, those shit birds in IT have rigged up some sophisticated gadgetry (read: a coat hanger, some aluminum foil and a gerbil) to get our email up and going.
BAD NEWS
I have lost my entire Address Book. So, for those of you (and you know who you are) who want to be back on the “VIP Velvet Rope FOP List” SEND ME YOUR INFO and $50, and all your wildest dreams will come true. For those of you who’ve never been beyond the velvet rope… keep your chin up.
Regards,
FOP
I’m not only the FOP President, I’m also a member!
