Trout Slayer WEEK 2008: Day #3
How to fish using the HDub method.
Applaud self for 3 consecutive hours of sobriety.
Smoke a Cigar.
Antagonize ol’ “Sausage Fingers” by asking if he needs help tying knots.
Put on shitty gas station hat & sunglasses.
Cast once… Catch HUGE alleged “trash fish”.
Crawl behind a rock, sleep off last night’s hangover.
