Tuesday, October 14, 2008

10.14.08


MARKET NEWS: Field & Stream Acquires Abercrombie & Fitch
Area hunters are excited to pay triple, and in some cases quadruple, the price for these NEW VOGUE hunting and fishing fashions, while their A&F Male Model counterparts are devastated by the thought of wearing... clothes.
Long time A&F model Jessie Smoothsac was quoted saying,
“This is wretched! Now who’s going to run through the African deserts wearing nothing but a knitted scarf (and fauxhawk) with 12 other naked boys?”