Market Goes Free! Free-Fallin!
Adam & FOP Talk about it…
ADAM: Everyone is freaking out about the economy today. I’m trying to decide if I am missing something. I’m not retiring anytime soon, so it seems like I'm ok.
FOP: I mean I figure, no ones really depending on me, so if push comes to shove, I'll just end it… No doubt people will miss my mad PhotoShop skillz.
ADAM: I’ll miss having my face superimposed on midget porn.
FOP: I'll probably lose my job in 6 months. So I'll move in with the parents, until they get evicted and then you know, me and the Silverfox will probably eat my mom.
ADAM: You can be our live-in nanny... But I can't pay you
FOP: I could do that, although I was hoping by then I’d have a dickhole of a boyfriend who’d tie me to an engine block, while he was out looting.
ADAM: I wish I had an engine block inside my house.
FOP: Well, in these tough economic times not everyone can have that luxury.
