5 Ways YOU can observe the Silverfox’s birthday:
1. Buy a box of wine… the red kind… and drink it from a Solo Cup.
2. Haggle with someone… Car salesman, bank teller, UPS guy, DMV, etc.
3. If you see some one with something expensive (ie. a boat, a truck, a pair of shoes) mumble to yourself “How did they afford that?”
4. Make the logo smaller.
5. Wear you pants just a smidge (8” or so) above your belly button.
Happy Birthday Dad!
