Dear FOP-
I think "BobHanukkah" was the best thing to happen on the interweb since the Dancing Hamster or the Star Wars Kid. Being that today is in fact my actual Birthday, could you post a picture that is adequate for my match.com profile? One that makes me look ridiculously sexy and preferably without glasses.
I eagerly await your findings-
Bob
Dear Bob-
Happy Birthday!
Love-
FOP
